Anonymous asked: *rings door bell* "PIZZAS HERE"

NOT ON MY WATCH!! *ties you up and sits you down in a room with a light, chair and table*

Excuse me, but what exactly do you think you are doing!? THIS PIZZA COULD BE A BOMB!!!

THE UPS GUY TRIED TO BRING A BOMB TO THIS HOUSE!! NOT ON MY WATCH! HE’S IN A HOLDING CELL, AWAITING HIS FATE!

THE UPS GUY TRIED TO BRING A BOMB TO THIS HOUSE!! NOT ON MY WATCH! HE’S IN A HOLDING CELL, AWAITING HIS FATE!

No one told me it was Bring Your Toad To Work day… I’m stuck with this spry whippersnapper, teaching him the ropes… he’s a bit slow, but with some hardcore training at Security Frog Academy, I’m sure he’ll be hopping to it in no time!

No one told me it was Bring Your Toad To Work day… I’m stuck with this spry whippersnapper, teaching him the ropes… he’s a bit slow, but with some hardcore training at Security Frog Academy, I’m sure he’ll be hopping to it in no time!

An ordinary cat, while normally posing no threat, SECURITY FROG TAKES NO CHANCES! Brought this guy in for questioning, SEEMS TO CHECK OUT! This time, anyways….

An ordinary cat, while normally posing no threat, SECURITY FROG TAKES NO CHANCES! Brought this guy in for questioning, SEEMS TO CHECK OUT! This time, anyways….

NO NEED TO FEAR
SECURITY FROG IS HERE!

NO NEED TO FEAR

SECURITY FROG IS HERE!

A lot of people like to be in front of the camera. I prefer to be behind, constantly vigilant and on the lookout for suspicious perps!

I AM NOT A MODEL

A lot of people like to be in front of the camera. I prefer to be behind, constantly vigilant and on the lookout for suspicious perps!

I AM NOT A MODEL

Caught this chump RED HANDED! An attempted delivery of Chinese food! NOTHING GETS PAST SECURITY FROG!1!11

Caught this chump RED HANDED! An attempted delivery of Chinese food! NOTHING GETS PAST SECURITY FROG!1!11

Security Frog, reporting in!

HELLO CITIZENS!

I am Security Frog!

I guarded the International Space Station from extraterrestrial lifeforms. Now I’m retired, living in Florida, safe guarding a house from perps and suspicious activity. 

NOTHING GETS PAST SECURITY FROG! NOT THE PIZZA MAN! NOT THE UPS GUY! OR THE CHINESE DELIVERY GUY!

I love flies! Spiders are alright once in a while. I also like relaxing on the warms of the security camera.

Want to know anything? JUST ASK!